Whoever can give me best joke within 25 hours will get super special prize. Both in thread + PM are legit
No joke...
No joke...
Super Special alpha Aevent
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How do you keep the entire Alpha server is suspense?
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Nicce try
croatia
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Please finish joke all I see is a 1/2 joke
King Kryo wrote:
How do you keep the entire Alpha server is suspense? -
alpha Aevent
Can't tell if this is a bad joke or just bad spelling. I am still waiting to see what April Fool's Day joke Ikariam tries to pull.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Ba-dum Tshh
Signature by me
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A pastor was doing a teaching for the children and began to ask them these questions.
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked the children.
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "NO!"
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?"
I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" he asked.
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!"automeris wrote:
And I will tell you, I bet most of the people who have left, and many staying including myself, will NEVER try out another gameforge game. I have already looked at games on the web and just closed the browser window when I saw that GF was involved. One experience with this management style is enough for a lifetime.
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Medea wrote:
Whoever can give me best joke within 25 hours will get super special prize. Both in thread + PM are legit
Tiger likes Medea
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Mr John was riding his motorbike. he stopped to check his fuel tank, so he lit up a match due to the black dark night the fuel tank was full. Mr.John has lived for 40 yearsNo one
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There was a pert little lass from Madras
Who had a remarkable ass
not round and pink as you probably think
it was gray, had long ears and ate grassautomeris wrote:
And I will tell you, I bet most of the people who have left, and many staying including myself, will NEVER try out another gameforge game. I have already looked at games on the web and just closed the browser window when I saw that GF was involved. One experience with this management style is enough for a lifetime.
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i asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 6663629No one
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What is the red stuff between a Steam Giants Foot pads? Slow Hoplights.
Second Joke:
YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF....
When the preacher starts extolling the wonders of the king, you don't know if he means Elvis or Richard Petty. -
How do whales cry?
Blubber, blubber, blubber.omixgodlydemon wrote:
non-nonsensical talk's was spidey's forte, you cant do nothing about it
Making sense is my forte and there's nothing you can do about it. -
Internet Explorer is my favorite browser.
Heather wrote:
But baka, how can you be the cop if you're not playing?
HaNs Na MiTrAljEzU wrote:
But then again, knowing Kaleg, it could also mean we're all screwed later.
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